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bout muah

MaeYan aka Yan.
November is where you're suppose to give me presents.
A Sunway student,proud of it.
Graduated from CAT,ACCA here I come.
Wanna know more bout me? ask me =D
I love,
all my beloved munkey friends.
I hate,
backstabbers,liars,empty promises.
I'm scared,
of lizards and more lizards.
I am,
who I am (;

Calendar Year 2010

1st Jan-HAPPY NEW YEAR!
4th Jan-Classes commence
8th Jan-Agnes Huay's B'day
12th Jan-ChernYi's B'day
14th Jan-JinLe & Phillip's B'day
16th Jan-MikeCampton's B'day
18th Jan-YihFei's B'day
23rd Jan-YewEng's B'day
27th Jan-Jessica's B'day
29th Jan-HanKing's B'day
29-2nd Feb-In Bangkok
30-31st Jan-10th Annual Bangkok Hat

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Friday, December 26, 2008

Jokes:

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.'

The son questioned, 'Onions?'

The father answers, 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter says, 'Mom, how many types of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard... In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.'

The daughter questioned, 'A Christmas tree??'

The mother anwers, 'Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.'

*~MaeYan~*

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